by Author Unknown

When things in your life seem almost too much to handle, when 24 hours in a day are not enough, remember the mayonnaise jar and the 2 cups of coffee .
     
A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him. When the class began, he wordlessly picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf balls. He then asked the students if the jar was full. They agreed that it was.

by Bill Handren

"When you have your morning eggs and coffee, be sure to add some cayenne pepper"..... Bottom Line Health Magazine.

And some wonder why I have such contempt for experts. You mean eggs weren't going to kill us all?  Coffee doesn't cause pancreatic cancer?  Cayenne pepper won't eat my esophagus like a bottle of paint remover?  The largest and longest heart study, the Framingham, found that anytime people made "healthier" diet choices, their mortality rate increased.  Lessons to be learned here.